Marriage Problems are Amazingly Predictable

How predictable? You can record them, one-size-fits-all, on audio CDs:

Your program is a no brainer if you just think about it...the CD's explain in full color what we have been doing to each other.

Isn't it amazing that marriages cause the participants to hurt each other in such standardized and predictable ways? But what's worse is that when people marry, they think this won't happen to them. That's unreasonable. They should consider marriage dangerous because it hurts many people, and should find a defense against these problems.