The Life of a HU 
 
  
 
 Fighting UD demonstrates a HU's lack of power 
 
 you just lose if you don't mass tower 
 
 Fighting orc your casters will shine 
 
 do a sky push and he's sure to whine 
 
 When elf comes your way 
 
 an xpo will save the day 
 
 When you face a fellow HU 
 
 don't feel blue 
 
 tech and harass 
 
 can beat caster mass 
 
  
 
 The Life of an Orc 
 
  
 
 Stack that imba blade 
 
 and you'll have it made 
 
 They'll spam dust 
 
 because they must 
 
 but it's no use 
 
 don't call a truce 
 
 Just sell your tp 
 
 circlet is gg 
 
  
 
 The Life of an Elf 
 
  
 
 Being an elf 
 
 is good for your health 
 
 No matter how nub 
 
 you never can lose 
 
 Attack-move for the win 
 
 try not to grin 
 
  
 
 The Life of an UD 
 
  
 
 Coil nova impale 
 
 will never fail 
 
 Your units may suck 
 
 but who gives a fuck? 
 
 Nuke nuke nuke nuke
  
 
  
  
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